It’s Valentine’d Day soon

February 5, 2010 10:46 pm admin Arts

For Valentine’s Day, I’m going to sit around and be a spinster and send crazy lonely Valentine’s Day cards to the pets of all my coupled up friends from me with funny love poems in them. Then, I’ll send Valentine’s Day cards from a pet i don’t have to all my frenimies, too. Why not? Everybody already thinks I’m nuts to be in my late thirties and not married. I wonder what it’s like to be married? Sometimes it looks like a good idea, but a lot of times I see couples arguing in the frozen food aisle and think, “This is what I’m supposed to want?”